I don't know what the actual length of time was, but I listened to it while I was making dinner, and then took it with me on a short jaunt to Wal-mart.
I did, however, make it all the way through The Art of War. What? She probably wouldn't have shared her secrets anyway.Ĭonfession time: I did not make it all the way through the audiobook. She's ruthless, clever, and has the smile of an angel.Īnyway, I could have skipped this and simply begged for the honor to sit at her feet and learn.īut the cover said this was only a 4 1/2 hour book. My husband says I was hallucinating ( bless whoever came up with drugs in the delivery room!), but I swear I saw her gnaw off her own umbilical cord. She's 10, and she's been fully in charge of my home since she clawed her way out of my womb. Although, in retrospect, I actually have one of those living with me. I can definitely use the help of a master strategist. Retreat! Retreat! We've misjudged the enemy's abilities! Still, even teenage boys pale in comparison to the sheer terror that comes with sharing a home with pre-pubescent girls. I figured this book would help me gird my loins ( or whatever it is you do) when you head into battle.īack off, Skanks! You're not getting past the front door! I need to prepare myself to defend my babies home from the invading whores hoards. Next year I'll have not one, but two teenage boys. I saw this audiobook in the library, and I thought it looked interesting. Back off, Skanks! You're not getting past the front door! Still, even teenage boys pale in comp Hey! Look at me stepping outside my comfort zone! I figured this book would help me gird my loins ( or whatever it is you do) when you head into battle.
Hey! Look at me stepping outside my comfort zone! I saw this audiobook in the library, and I thought it looked interesting.